Sometimes it’s good to laugh at ourselves…Here’s a lillte fun for the night.

Question: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Answer: Noah — he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Question: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

Answer: Pharaoh’s daughter — she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little profit (oops, that should read “prophet”).

Question: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Answer: Ruth-less.

Question: Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?

Answer: Nebuchadnezzar — he was on grass for seven years.

Question: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

Answer: Yahweh drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.

David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.

Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.

2 Corinthians 4:8 describes a group traveling…