A little Bible trivia humor for the night…:)

Lyn Leahz:

A little Christian humor from PASTOR MIKE SAYS!

Originally posted on Pastor Mike Says:

laughSometimes it’s good to laugh at ourselves…Here’s a lillte fun for the night.

Question: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Answer: Noah — he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Question: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
Answer: Pharaoh’s daughter — she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little profit (oops, that should read “prophet”).
Question: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
Answer: Ruth-less.
Question: Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
Answer: Nebuchadnezzar — he was on grass for seven years.
Question: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
Answer: Yahweh drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
2 Corinthians 4:8 describes a group traveling…

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  1. LOL!! Very Good! My personal favorite was:

    Question: Why didn’t Noah go fishing? Answer: He only had two worms.

    That one took me a moment only because I am so dense… but when it finally hit me I spit coffee all ofer my computer screen!! LOL!!

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